Ampharos: I couldn’t have said it better myself.
I thought about the best present to give, and the answer was quite simple! Me!
((Happy b-day Curly! Fijne verjaardag! Take Carla’s expression as whatever you want.))
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! (Dankjewel!)
II LOVE IT IT’S AWESOME!!
Glad you like it!
fun fact: ampharoses have much longer necks than normally depicted. all known images of ampharos were altered for fear of scaring younger children
((Your neck game is WEAK!))
Fairyfloss: Can’t we slow down a little! The lake will still be there, you know!
Amphy: Well, we could slow down, but uhm…
Amphy: We’re already there! Lake of Rage! Always amazingly gorgeous, always crystal-blue waters and-
Amphy: -always… delightfully… sunny……
Amphy: I’m supersorry about this Sweety. Here, take the umbrella while we wait.
…-nd they were chasing me, but then a Killer Tomato showed up and, they were eating him, and then they were going to eat me, an-..,
Fairyfloss: Don’t worry about my sisters. Volta is always like that, and Cream can’t help but follow in her footsteps.
I have a couple barrels full of sunscreen if you’re the one I’m applying it to! And how can I be bothered with your sisters when the most beautiful lady is right in front of me?
But enough with the talk!
DERP STARE ARRRMMMYYY !!!!!
Draco: how do I even stare??
Only 200 Pokédollars!
For context go here.
Here, have this key then instead; my scooter’s totalled anyways.
LED: Was your mom a girafarig or are you just a freaky freak?
And don’t you dare involve my mother in anything.