ask-carla-the-hydreigon:

I thought about the best present to give, and the answer was quite simple! Me!
((Happy b-day Curly! Fijne verjaardag! Take Carla’s expression as whatever you want.))
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! (Dankjewel!)
II LOVE IT IT’S AWESOME!!

Glad you like it!

ask-carla-the-hydreigon:

I thought about the best present to give, and the answer was quite simple! Me!

((Happy b-day Curly! Fijne verjaardag! Take Carla’s expression as whatever you want.))

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! (Dankjewel!)

II LOVE IT IT’S AWESOME!!

Glad you like it!

asktheshocksisters:

fun fact: ampharoses have much longer necks than normally depicted. all known images of ampharos were altered for fear of scaring younger children


((Your neck game is WEAK!))

asktheshocksisters:

fun fact: ampharoses have much longer necks than normally depicted. all known images of ampharos were altered for fear of scaring younger children

((Your neck game is WEAK!))

asktheshocksisters:

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Fairyfloss: Can’t we slow down a little! The lake will still be there, you know!

Amphy: Well, we could slow down, but uhm…

Amphy: We’re already there! Lake of Rage! Always amazingly gorgeous, always crystal-blue waters and-

Amphy: -always… delightfully… sunny……

Amphy: I’m supersorry about this Sweety. Here, take the umbrella while we wait.

…-nd they were chasing me, but then a Killer Tomato showed up and, they were eating him, and then they were going to eat me, an-..,

-toot-

No booty, no twerkin’.

Dad: It should take a photo any moment now…

Dad: It should take a photo any moment now…

No. I don’t.

asktheshocksisters:

Fairyfloss: Don’t worry about my sisters. Volta is always like that, and Cream can’t help but follow in her footsteps.

I have a couple barrels full of sunscreen if you’re the one I’m applying it to! And how can I be bothered with your sisters when the most beautiful lady is right in front of me?

But enough with the talk!

asklotadandfriends:

DERP STARE ARRRMMMYYY !!!!!
Draco: how do I even stare??

Only 200 Pokédollars!

For context go here.

Want some gummy keys? I already ate another bag, so I'm not hungry any more.

askklefki:

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Here, have this key then instead; my scooter’s totalled anyways.

asksalamence:

LED: Was your mom a girafarig or are you just a freaky freak?

And don’t you dare involve my mother in anything.

Gotta go for the fun after the fight, y’know what I’m saying?